since our agent provocateur in office is now offlist, we've seemingly have a successor.
Mike, now living in Kingwood, TX, wondered about a respecting remarking by the list administration, who that agent could has been (or: had been? Can't care for that).
Well Barry, in case, you have intentionally formulated this notorius sentence, I noticed an absolute bull's-eye (of course, you don't). You provoked so many ideas that I easily could fill 10 pages if reflecting them all. No fears, I won't.
Though I'm aware of your idea behind (Dave found some understanding, though he basically disagreed), such steep formulations without further comment are rather confusing than expressive.
OTOH, they usually cause all kinds of exotic formulations (see Doug's "musical masturbation" etc.), otherwise, never heard.
If we are talking whether an audience is the prerequisite that certain acoustic phenomena can be called "music", then also about the question whether certain art movements are to be considered art at all.
In quoting your > "Art is nothing without an audience"`< or > "I'd go so far as to not call it music until its heard by someone else"< I recall the situation in Germany some 6 decades ago.
Please, don't misunderstand my following parallel, I only aim at the qualitative aspect.
Regarding certain styles in painting (impressionism, expressionism, dadaism cubism) the nazis declared them to be so-called "entartete Kunst" (= degenerated art). Consequently, they removed these paintings from the museums and persecuted the artists.
See, you are even one step ahead of the nazis, pssssst. The nazis at least called these paintings art, though "degenerated". However, you questioned the "music in the closet" to be "music" at all.
If not "music", then, what else? Noises? Here, you even would be in line with the nazis; they didn't consider "jazz" to be "music".
Well, Barry, don't read this as seriously as it might look. But you gave the penny, I take the pound.
Let's do a little mind trick, I'm a fan of. Here's a wellknown "salto logicale":
1. All birds lay eggs. 2. No doubt too, all crocodiles lay eggs. 3. Therefore, a crocodile has to be a bird.
This so-called "syllogism" can be modified like a CX 12. Taken reversely, we then get this somewhat complicated result:
1. All music instruments played in performance make music and the artist is named a musician. 2. If played in the closet, a person makes noises with an object that looks like a music instrument.
Barry, that's exactly what you said. Now, let's apply this to you:
Barry has lots of objects looking like music instruments, however, everytime, Barry is ......... orrrps, forgot how to complete.
Some last remarkings to the artist and his audience.
Going back to the beginning of human art "activities", we may be visitors of the famous stone paintings in the vaults of Lascault in southern France. These paintings the experts consider doubtless to be art in the modern sense. However, they can't be exhibited in a museum to be admired by an audience. No art, simple wall smearing?
Or let's take a philharmonica orchestra "performing" its final dress rehearsal in the morning for the Beethoven concert in the evening in front of a gala audience. In the morning the "musicians" imagined to ...... oh, that's too phantastic....
Barry, I appologize in advance, in case, you see no reason for a smiley.