Date: Sun, 05 Aug 2001 17:56:38 -0400 From: "glen~lbany.net" Subject: Re: babe magnet device #1 for harp players
> - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > - ---- > - ---8<--- > And speaking of being > a "chick" magnet Bonnie Raitt was at the table next to my wife and during > the break she approached me and said "Love that hat" she probably wouldn't > have said anything to me otherwise...It's all in the hat my friends. > > Chris Michalek > - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > - ---- > > > Mr Michalek, > As much as I respect your music and your chops, I beg to differ on this > particularly potent point, for me long hair is what draws them in! :-) > > As far as they are concerned long soft hair on harmonica players is da BOMB! > They take photos and everything. > > G > Gentlemen, gentlemen: If you haven't a flashy hat or long hair, allow me to advise you on a sure fire way to beguile the ladies. Back in the baroque era, gentlemen wore frontal "falsies" known as codpieces in the groin area of their breeches to enhance the appearance of their natural endowments. But's that's much too crude for this day and age. If you're a professional harmonica player, odds are you're not driving a Lexus or living in Beverly Hills. So adopt the codpiece idea to the times, take out that empty wallet, wad it up with tissue paper until it's nice and fat, and stick in your back pocket. When you turn around onstage to adjust the volume on your amp, wiggle your posterior provocatively, and the ladies will come running. Of course, the trick then is to get the prettiest one to buy the drinks during the break, because, after all, you don't dare pull that wallet out. But, boys, if you're as smooth as I am, you'll figure that one out too.
